First of all, I understand that bashing this band is a prototypical music critic thing, but for personal enjoyment, here goes.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIVES.

Obviously everyone who isn’t already in line for the upcoming BrokeNCYDE release is already a degenerate, but judging by the countdown (which will have run for over a month by the time the album actually hits shelves), I question whether simply purchasing the album is enough dedication. I’ve taken it a step further.

 

Now, sacrificing isn’t the band’s typical plan for virgins,

But I’m sure they’ll come around to the idea. Anyone who agrees to such atrocious lyricisms as:

“Now drink your bottles up
We will get fucked up
All these bitches in the the club always lookin’ for some love”

Can’t really sink much lower. I’ll actually acknowledge musical aspects of the upcoming album when I’m not raging so hard at the asininity of the image it’s already projecting a month in advance, so until then, stay crunk.